Calling Cliff Clavin

Remember the Cliff Clavin character from the American TV show, "Cheers?" Well, he was known to bring a potato or a turnip into the bar claiming it was the spitting image of Richard Nixon or June Lockhart. Here's my Cliff Clavin moment:

These flower petals fell on the floor of the church in Palluau-sur-Indre in the shape of the cross. Alert the media! It's a miracle - even though it's not a danish in the image of the virgin Mary. Now, how can I cash in?