It's been so dry that the daisies wither very soon after opening.
I got up and turned on a light and, sure enough, a bat flew over my head to the other end of the room, spun around, and came back toward me. Callie started barking, loudly, and jumping around trying to catch it. We opened the windows wide and I used a t-shirt to try to steer the bat toward one of them. At one point I tossed the t-shirt into the air. It landed on a beam several feet above my head (one of those recurring instances of "I couldn't have made that shot if I was trying"). After about five minutes (and Ken taking Callie downstairs), the bat finally found a window and was gone. I don't think I got back to sleep until around four.
what a hooligan
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ReplyDeleteJust what you need at two in the morning!
Sorry Walt - I just had to do this because Carly Simon is the second love in my life.
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Fly in me face
Fly in me face
Fly in me face
Fly in me face
Well i hope de bat don't come out and fly in me face tonight
Well i come home from a party
And i'm feelin' a little spaced
And i walk on in the kitchen and
A bat fly in me face
Well de bat come down the chimney
You see he wait in the fireplace
When he hear that i'm getting a little snack
De bat fly in me face
(chorus)
Fly in me face
Fly in me face
Well i hope de bat he don't come out
And fly in me face tonight
De bat he rat got wings
All the children know that
What i need to know from the lord
Is how you get de wings on the cat
They say a bat's got radar
And he can fly through fan
But what i am afraid of is
That he got another plan
To fly in me face
Fly in me face
(chorus)
Well i hope de bat he don't come out
And fly in me face tonight
Fly in me face
One thing i forgot to tell you about the human race
Everybody get a little upset when a bat fly in they face
Fly in me face
Fly in me face
Well i hope de bat he don't come out
And fly in me face tonight
Good work with the t shirt! Bats are one thing that scare me big time.
ReplyDeleteThe tee shirt. Laughing here!
ReplyDeleteNo screens on your bedroom windows? We get rabid bats here in California. Scary.
ReplyDeleteYikes. I know that Ken reminds us that bats are pretty much never rabid in France, the whole concept of something -- especially a bat-- flying around in my room, just creeps me out.
ReplyDeleteOMG, I wouldn't like that either (bat in the house). Glad you got it out quickly. There's quite a few around here as well at night. Never had one in though.
ReplyDeletegosia, me or the bat? :)
ReplyDeletejean, absolutely!
leon, from one of my favorite albums of hers.
evelyn, I'm only afraid of being scratched or pooped on. Otherwise, they're ok.
chris, I know. It was pretty funny.
anon, no, French houses don't generally have screens.
judy, I'm the same with birds in the house (it happens). I just don't want anything broken or pooped on!
elgee, a few years ago I accidentally killed one trying to get it out. I felt bad.
Sounds like a scene in "The Big Chill". Did you use your tennis racket?
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